Epic Falls

I'm a sadist. I loved watching America's Funniest Home Videos when I was little. I still watch it today. I love laughing till it hurt watching a nice compilation of people getting hit in the head and/or genitals. But the best part was the falls. It was like icing on the cake. As soon as gravity takes a hold of that person and their body hits the ground, I have a natural gut reaction to laugh until it hurts. And I keep on laughing some more.
So I bring you my favorite videos of people falling over. I hope you laugh until it hurts.


Stewie vs. Grapes
What really gets me is the way he moans.

The classic. The original. The inspiration for the Family Guy clip.

Fat Kid Street Fighter. Poor Edgar.

Oh good LORD!


The best for last.
I was going to post the full version of the now infamous "Scarlett takes a Tumble". But Purplebunny aka Scarlett removed the video. So here's the short and sweet version.

I can't believe there are reaction videos. Here's one from B.Scott. He provides the full build up and AWESOME release.


I hope you enjoyed.

My new job.

It's official. I am my boyfriend's assistant. I am so putting this award on my resume. Jealous?

More from Brecks.

Aw look. We match.

Greetings from Breckenridge CO!

Eating leftover thai food in our bitching hotel room.

Paul looks for near by geocaches.

It's pretty ass cold up here. It aught to be. It's a ski resort.

More Hawaii photos

More from September 28

September 29 Birthday luau!!!

More luau!!

September 30. Last day. :(

Hawaii , my future home.

September 25

September 27

September 27 in the evening

September 28

.. Of Love

So the new VH1 show Real Chance of Love is on. It's horrible. Seriously, white girls need to learn how to deal with a confrontation with a black girl. If a black girl has a tude with you, back up and walk away. If you suspect she is talking about you, she is. Let is slide or you will have your hair pulled. It's just a fact. But good television it does not make.

In other news, a car fucking hit an electrical pole and knocked it the fuck over. It knocked out the power for about two hours and I STILL HAD TO WORK. UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Next time you take out a power line, make it good. A lot of people don't want to work. And speaking of not working, two people were fired yesterday. As an example. The company is cracking down on attendance and other bullshit. Oooo I'm scared. *rolls eyes* You know if you are in an "hiring freeze" it might be best to not fire people. Maybe. Whatever. They only really fire those that hate the job so I can't blame them. They're free. FREE!!!!!

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Now playing: Bezerker
via FoxyTunes

Re: Warlock/Hexblade.."Grey Zone" ???

Do you like my classy ms paint header? I don't think Theda approves. Mmm. More tweaking.

ETA: Theda approves!

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Now playing: Afrika Bambaataa - Zulu War Chant
via FoxyTunes
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Find the theme.

Last week, Paul and I stayed up late and watched Zeitgeist: The Movie. It's a free download about, basically, how the government is using religion to fuck us over. NO WAY! It's worth the download because you do learn somethings. For example, I had no idea World Trade Center building 7 collapsed. I didn't even know that building existed. If you got two hours to kill and would love to know which other gods share the same story as Jesus, watch it but take everything with a grain of salt.

Friday night, Paul and I had a date. We went to Santa Fe. Ate dinner at Dara Thai. The food was good but their thai tea was very watery. -1. But they have a sweet kitty who hangs out in the back. +10. After dinner, we drove around trying to find the theater where we saw Religulous. Yeah, it's worth seeing because it's fucking hilarious.

Did you notice the theme?
If you guessed tacos, you are correct!

Mmmm poopstache.

NSFW: Worst of Playgirl. You know you want to click.

Don't forget to wash your sheets. And your penis.

Ideas are being tossed around. I know what direction I want to go in. This is good. Details when there is a definition of the direction.

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Now playing: International Velvet - Baby Shiva
via FoxyTunes

September 25th 2008

Paul amuses himself in the airport.

Mom amuses herself in the airport.

I just wanna get out of Albuquerque.

R. Lee Emery( most famously known as Gny. Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket) was hanging out in the airport. Paul scoured an autograph for his friend's daughter.

We soon board our plane for Phoenix, land. Then board another plane destined to Oahu, Hawaii. Six hours later, we land.
And pee.

We gather our bags, call our shuttle and head to the condo. That's the view of Diamond Head from our 12th story room. It's pretty sweet.

Sup birds.
More of 9/25/08 soon.

Damn.

Helen Mirren at 62 looking FIERCE. I can only dream of having a body like hers now.

Tree of kuchi

I have this, I guess it's a mug holder, on my dresser. I hang all my kuchi jewelry on it. I love this stuff. I want to accumulate the most jewelry that I can. I need to take an updated picture. I believe this is from last year.

P.S. I'm pretty sure nothing cost over $20.00. Score.

First

Like a snake shedding it's skin, it's time to start anew.

I love the make-up and beauty blogs that are out there. I wanted to start my own. But why be another drop of water in the ocean? Let the lovely ladies who are awesome bloggers keep doing what they are doing and I will do something else. I'll be varied. I'll include jewelry and music and dance. I'll share my dreams of becoming an expat. I'll ask for advice (maybe give it). Meh. It's different. It's themed. It's not everyday griping.

Good. Let's start over.